This woman has more issues than the archives for the New York Times:

So they were fake cuts made by a self-created multiple-personality character? This is one step away from carrying around a plastic baby and saying the father of the child is Batman. But it's an act. There are videos on YouTube, posted by Ms. Tequila herself, in which she professes to be Jane; apparently that consists of standing on a box, shouting YO YO YO and asking the viewer if y'all ready for this.

We had not sufficiently girded our loins, and had to click the pause button.