Poor dogs. If only nature already equipped them with something soft that could keep them warm. I don't know what you'd call it, but it would be less humiliating than this.

I'll admit it: once I put my dog in a faux-leather jacket for Halloween, and I don't think such a baleful look has been given since someone showed up at the bar where Hemingway hung out and passed around pictures of him as a kid, dressed up in girls' clothing.