Headline at People.com today: EMMA WATSON: AMERICAN BAGELS ARE 'THE BEST THING EVER!'

With a set-up like that, the piece had better deliver. And does it!

Might as well hang up blogging for the week right here, because that's about as gripping as it's gong to get. Or will it?

She's just a kid, so I suppose we should treat this with indulgent smile, but maybe being a millionaire actress in an enormously successful film franchise shouldn't be described in terms one usually associates with a 20-year jail sentence.