No sinners allowed at Church concert

Eric Church is aggressive in his war on scalpers. Last Friday, the country superstar had 902 of the 14,000 tickets sold for his Sept. 16 gig at Target Center canceled because they were presumed to have been purchased by scalpers. Those tickets were then put back into the system for sale again. "A lot of acts just want to sell as many tickets as they can and they don't care who they sell them to," Church said in a statement. "I want my fans to be the ones who buy tickets to my shows, and I want scalpers to back off. I can't stop ticket scalpers completely, but I can definitely make it harder for them." Scott Stem, Church's publicist, explained that scalper purchases "were identified via deep analysis of IP addresses, e-mail addresses, billing addresses, etc. that helped us identify the account purchases." Church's standard operating procedure is to delay fulfillment of all ticket orders — about 10 days — "until we've done the sweeps to see who is over the limits," Stem told I.W. "No ticket orders are sent out until we know what is canceled."

Jon Bream

Oprah in the house

There was no fanfare, but the Queen was here. That's Oprah Winfrey, Queen of All Media. She snuck into town and shared a suite at Xcel Energy Center with Jessica Biel, watching Justin Timberlake in concert in February. I.W. wasn't surprised to hear that Biel was there because she's JT's wife and one of us — well, she was born in Ely, Minn. Oprah was here to take in the concert and interview Timberlake for the fourth season of "Oprah's Master Class." In fact, the show is the season premiere on May 11 on OWN. We always thought subjects went to Oprah, but when she wants to learn how to find your voice, how to break the mold and how to hold on to your ambition, she'll go to JT.

Jon Bream

Hey, I know her!

I.W. was enjoying the new TV series "Fargo" on FX the other night, waiting for Billy Bob Thornton to amble through and hack some lumpy schlub, when lo and behold Allison Tolman's Molly sits down in a diner to visit with Patty, an old school chum. And geez, that Patty sure looked familiar. "I think that's Anna Sundberg," I.W. shouted. Sure enough, it was Anna Sundberg. The Minneapolis actor spent a day shooting last January in Calgary. Guess it wasn't cold enough here for ya, eh? No, seriously, that's where they shoot the show – up there in Canada. Vulture gave a nice shoutout to Sundberg for her funny work. Nice to see a local kid working.

Graydon Royce

Anna Sundberg

A doctor in the house

Three of Minnesota's esteemed theater practitioners will be receiving honorary doctorates this spring. Penumbra Theatre founder Lou Bellamy will pick up an honorary doctorate of divinity on May 18 from United Theological Seminary. Jack Reuler, who founded Mixed Blood Theatre, will receive an honorary doctorate of humane letters from Macalester College, his alma mater, while Tony-nominated director Marion McClinton will be similarly honored by Concordia University. Bellamy and McClinton said they were honored to be honored, but Reuler told I.W.: "I do feel a little like Scarecrow from 'The Wizard of Oz.' Now, I've got to get up there and recite something."

Rohan Preston

Kristal clear vision

Kristal Leebrick's prize-winning love poem has it all: winter, North Dakota, young love, first love, the northern lights, sentimentality and the wise perspective of later years. It's evocative without being sweet, nostalgic without being mawkish, and "New Year Love" attracted the admiration of the three judges of Common Good Books' second annual Love Poems competition, who awarded it first prize and $1,000. Leebrick lives in St. Paul, edits a monthly newspaper and wrote the book "Dayton's: A Twin Cities Institution." The four runners-up, who each received $250, were Edwin Romond of Wind Gap, Pa.; Kathleen Novak of Minneapolis, Ann Harrington of St. Paul and Chet Corey of Bloomington. Judges were Garrison Keillor, Patricia Hampl and Tom Hennen. Read Leebrick's poem at www.commongoodbooks.com

Laurie Hertzel

Kid rocks

Two Harbors frontman Chris Pavlich savored the sweetness of his 9-year-old son, Noel, getting to see his old man tear up the First Avenue stage last week. There was just one caveat, though: "He really came to see Temples," the Minneapolis rocker laughingly claimed later, referring to the hot British band that headlined that night. "He's a huge fan." Dad did relish seeing his son mingle with the Temples guys backstage and take home a souvenir drum stick. That wasn't his first British-rock-star hang, either. Young Noel has also met both Liam and Noel Gallagher of Oasis as well as the Smiths' Johnny Marr. Said Pavlich, "I'm afraid he's going to grow up thinking he can go out and meet any rock star he wants." Good luck on that McCartney meet-and-greet, Chris.

CHRIS RIEMENSCHNEIDER

Tony Tony time

Mark Rylance, who has performed Shakespeare at the Guthrie and last year collaborated with Duluth poet Louis Jenkins for "Nice Fish" on the proscenium stage, has been nominated for two Tony Awards. He earned a nod for leading actor in a Broadway play for the title character in Shakespeare's "Richard III" and for supporting actor for his turn as Olivia in an all-male casting of "Twelfth Night." He performed in a similar production many years ago at the Guthrie. I.W. wonders if Rylance will wear the mask of drama to the Tonys ceremony June 8 since he's nominated for both a tragedy and a comedy.

Rohan Preston