And the interview was over.
Now for the questions preceding the ill-fated query:
Q Did you realize you looked this much like Sharon Stone before this ESPN magazine photo shoot (showing her the photos)?
A No, I did not. But I get it a lot now.
Q I see from a clip airing on TV that you like squirrel pranks. What’s the most epic practical joke you’ve ever pulled on someone?
A I don’t really do practical jokes, and as you can tell, it didn’t really work out that well. He wasn’t even scared.
Q How many lunges can you do in a workout?
A It depends. Today I did 30.
Q What is your signature kitchen dish?
A I make a mean chicken stir fry. I can also make Wiener schnitzel and lots of other things.
Q If you had grown up in a southern clime, would you have been a golf professional instead of a skiing pro?
A No. I do not have enough patience for golf, unfortunately.
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