Q When was the last time you sat down and sewed something?
A About three years ago, I sat down to teach my daughter how to sew something. It was a new sewing machine and obviously I’d forgotten [how to use one], because when I got up, the machine was stuck to my jacket and the sock was stuck to my jacket. [Laughter] I dragged everything else out of the room. I said, ‘You know what? Maybe I wasn’t that great of a sewer when I was sewing.’
Q How many suits are in your closet?
A Um, these are good questions. I don’t know. I would think 70. Maybe.
Q How well known are you at Savile Row?
A Where? What row?
Q In London?
A I never heard of that place.
Q Have you ever worn pants hanging down below your behind, showing off your underwear?
Q You don’t seem like the kind of businessman somebody would walk up and pitch while he was at a urinal.
A That happened to me last night, night before.
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