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A I remember really dumb things.

Q Here’s my magic wand. Name five social ills you’d abolish if my wand was really magic.

A 1) People who drive slow in the left lane. 2) Homophobia, obviously. I’ve received a lot of really nice messages on Facebook. But I joked to Jeff [Orcutt, the Fox 9 executive producer], that come Monday, all the nontolerant folk, all the people who are afraid of the gays, will call to say — this is my imitation — Aw, I’m sure glad that homo’s gone. There haven’t been too many, but I’m waiting for that to pop up on Facebook. 3) Abuse against children. Do they have to be social ills?

Q … No, I’m nothing if not famously flexible. …

A … I’ll be selfish: 4) I’d like to bring Larry Hagman back. 5) I would like for my Mom to be able to retire right now. Once I build South Fork, she can live in a ranch house out back. 6) I’d like lipo. Collin is looking at me.

Q You guys don’t need lipo.

A We’re getting it.

 

Interviews are edited for clarity and space. Reach C.J. at cj@startribune.com and see her on Fox 9, where she’s going to miss fighting on and off the air with Jason.