Here's an idea for a great movie - Orson Welles goes back in time to talk to H. G. Wells about "War of the Worlds"! Except A) he wouldn't need to go back in time, and B) they did talk, and C) here it is. Orson should sound familiar. Nothing prepares you for how H. G. sounds.

MOVIES Provocative headline of the day: Did the U.S. Air Force Ask Walt Disney to Make a Movie Revealing That UFOs Are Real?

If that's not odd enough, Jonathan Winters gets into the mix.

WEB Wouldn't it be great if your Facebook emoticons were hand-drawn by a Pixar artist?

Nah, you say, that's too loose and clever for the rigid look of Facebook. Well, it's happening.

FOOD No horsemeat news today. It's worse.

I wouldn't call it "death happy," but this isn't the first time.

How many calories does the burger have? Guess. Then click.

That's it for today; busy with stuff. The sort of stuff that makse you busy. See you around.