Just weeks after 1929's Black Friday, a corporate merger sent Sam "the Banana Man" Zemurray into early retirement, as giant United Fruit swallowed his company in a stock swap.
The deal appears only halfway through Rich Cohen's colorful quasi-biography "The Fish That Ate the Whale," so it's clear there's more to be heard from the Banana Man, the hungry fish of the title.
Zemurray came to America from Russia in 1891 at age 14 and worked in an uncle's store in Selma, Ala. He got started as a banana peddler by selling the "ripes" that traders thought wouldn't make it to market in time. By age 21, "he had a hundred thousand dollars in the bank," Cohen writes. As he expanded, he acquired companies and ships and in 1910 began buying land for plantations in Honduras.
The centerpiece of this outsize life is the battle with United Fruit Co. The company was huge in the 1920s, yet Zemurray's operation was big enough to force a showdown that led to the merger. Zemurray retired and became an attentive shareholder.
Then he saw profits drop 85 percent between 1928 and 1932. When he offered to help, the board unwisely dismissed his complaints "as the griping of a man who did not comprehend the business cycle," Cohen writes. The next shareholder meeting featured Zemurray's dramatic flourish of controlling proxies as he fired the insulting board chairman. The banana peddler took over the fruit empire.
The stage and the stakes were much bigger. When Guatemala appropriated U.F. land in 1952, the man who built a business with sweat, smarts and chutzpah now had lobbyists, flacks and Uncle Sam to supply a trumped-up Commie-ousting coup in 1954. Yet the fallout in public relations was costly. Post-coup critics noted U.F.'s extensive government links in an operation that looked like national policy in the service of corporate interests.
When Zemurray died in 1961, he was worth about $30 million. He had lived what Cohen calls "a parable of the American dream," with a moral that might be: There's always one deal too many.