While the web site TMZ.com might be a little tabloid-y for our tastes (and clearly for Newbie's taste), we would be remiss if we didn't point out some of the things they've unearthed recently. That includes:

*An eyewitness account of the incident, which includes this fantastic line: Tiger was wearing shorts, a t-shirt and no shoes. It's illegal in Florida to drive without shoes.

*He won't be playing in a scheduled golf tournament this weekend.

*Troopers visited Tiger Woods in the hospital.

*Warrant!

So yeah, not looking so great for Eldrick.