Everyone knows the stakes: Twins win three of four or sweep the series (which nearly half the voters on MLB.com think they will do), they are in prime position. Tigers get at least a split of the series, they are in great shape. With that in mind, it's time for office baseball!

*If Nick Blackburn turns in a masterpiece, paint the corners of your office in Twins colors.

*If Rick Porcello develops the rookie yips, bark like a dog.

*If Chuck Knoblauch turns himself in for domestic violence, click this link.

Other suggestions, as always, in the comments.