Only you can prevent fires, Smokey the Bear said. This confused me as a kid: What am I supposed to...
Updated: October 09, 2014, - 10:31 PM
Note on the city of Minneapolis website: “Do you have hazardous waste sitting around your house? You can get rid...
Updated: October 04, 2014, - 04:56 PM
I grew up saying “Uff da,” and did so without irony or shame. We ate Swedish meatballs and said, “Uff...
Updated: October 02, 2014, - 11:26 PM
We must respect all life and be good stewards of the Earth. All creatures have a place in this incredibly...
Updated: September 27, 2014, - 04:24 PM
Amazon is going to start charging Minnesota sales tax, and folks don’t like it. I don’t like it. My reasons...
Updated: September 25, 2014, - 10:24 PM
Fish are usually the top clients of patent attorneys. Most breakfast cereals provide your daily minimum requirement of tweed. Wine...
Updated: September 21, 2014, - 07:55 PM
If you graduated from college with an English major and now spend your days writing technical manuals for industrial machinery,...
Updated: September 20, 2014, - 05:49 PM
The State Lottery has to come up with new games to keep the public from getting bored. I mean, you...
Updated: September 18, 2014, - 11:15 PM
Mysterious tall wooden-and-stone boxes showed up at the highway on-ramps in my Minneapolis neighborhood recently, looking like packing crates for...
Updated: September 13, 2014, - 03:54 PM