Friday was declared “Ski to work day,” which is just the sort of positive, laugh-through-your-tears attitude we need to keep...
Updated: April 20, 2013, - 09:27 PM
Blowing the tornado sirens during a snowstorm is like setting off the fire alarm on the Titanic: Can’t really improve...
Updated: April 18, 2013, - 08:57 PM
According to one novel theory, the universe is actually a computer simulation. We’re living in someone’s machine, and we have...
Updated: April 13, 2013, - 09:43 PM
Be honest. When you read the headline, Mayo says 49 out of 50 states want them, you thought: Which one...
Updated: April 11, 2013, - 10:56 PM
There’s Chicky, Buffy and Goosey. Goosey is not a goose. There’s also Brownie, who is not a chicken: She’s a...
Updated: April 06, 2013, - 06:45 PM
Flea markets will be back this summer in Minneapolis, thanks to a City Council decision. Miss them? You’re old: They’ve...
Updated: April 06, 2013, - 06:08 PM
When I’m on an airplane, waiting to leave for vacation, I want one thing: an app called NO, THE IRON...
Updated: April 04, 2013, - 09:38 PM
Two unrelated stories that actually belong together, if I take this hammer and bang the round one into a square...
Updated: March 28, 2013, - 10:51 PM
The governor’s dog died. If you have anything negative to say about this, please proceed directly to the Internet and...
Updated: March 24, 2013, - 07:15 AM