Friday night had the largest drunken-driving patrol in Twin Cities history. Some news outlets said they’d be tweeting the names...
Updated: May 11, 2013, - 07:42 PM
“Sturdy, reusable mainstay of the grocery industry,” the clerk usually says, “or shabby non-reusable turtle-choker?”I’m paraphrasing. Paper or plastic, that...
Updated: May 10, 2013, - 12:07 AM
It’s not often I admit I’m wrong, because that tarnishes the sense of infallibility newspaper columnists share with meteorologists and...
Updated: May 04, 2013, - 10:35 PM
If you read of a south Minneapolis deli burning down, you no doubt felt a sympathetic twinge for everyone who...
Updated: April 27, 2013, - 05:23 PM
There must be a proper, scientific name for a pothole. Something you can use in conversation to make yourself sound...
Updated: April 25, 2013, - 08:57 PM
Friday was declared “Ski to work day,” which is just the sort of positive, laugh-through-your-tears attitude we need to keep...
Updated: April 20, 2013, - 09:27 PM
Blowing the tornado sirens during a snowstorm is like setting off the fire alarm on the Titanic: Can’t really improve...
Updated: April 18, 2013, - 08:57 PM
According to one novel theory, the universe is actually a computer simulation. We’re living in someone’s machine, and we have...
Updated: April 13, 2013, - 09:43 PM
Be honest. When you read the headline, Mayo says 49 out of 50 states want them, you thought: Which one...
Updated: April 11, 2013, - 10:56 PM